shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
That literally got weirder and weirder with every word
If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

The Temple of Vesta in Tivoli. The temple survived for centuries as a church, Santa Maria della Rotonda, which was dismantled centuries ago.
television meme [14/20] comedy women
∟monica geller: the apartment’s gonna be a mess. i won’t have time to clean it. what if the baby gets into the ribbon drawer and messes up all the ribbons? what if there’s no room for a ribbon drawer because the baby’s stuff takes up all the space? where will all the ribbons go?






